The Minifox Autobiogaphy

After Deery dropped me off in town I visited a candy shop. I had finished my half of the sandwich, and I was hungry. So I browsed all the candy options and decided I wanted some chocolates for the road. I went to the register to pay, but then I realized I had no money! So I asked the candy shopkeeper if I could pay by IOU. And that’s when I saw him.

My arch nemesis Moriarty.

“Moriarty! I know who you are!” I exclaimed. I clenched my paws and prepared for another battle.

But he denied that he was Moriarty. I could tell it was him. I could recognize that voice anywhere. So I insisted that he reveal himself. But he continued to refuse. ‘Such a tricky villain’ I thought. So I decided I needed to trap him to get the truth out.

“If you’re not Moriarty, who are you?” I asked.

“I’m not Moriarty. I’m just the shopkeeper.” he said.

“Oh really,” I said, leading him on. “Well, I got a tip saying that the shopkeeper here is Moriarty!!!”

He squinted his eyes at me, and before I knew it, he threw a smoke bomb at the floor. There was dust and smoke everywhere, I couldn’t see a thing, but I could hear him cackling as he ran away.

“No! Come back here, you fiend!” I yelled, but it was no good. By the time the smoke cleared, he had disappeared.

I would have to apprehend him in the future. But on the lucky side, now there was nobody at the candy shop, so I put a bunch of chocolates in the bag, wrote down what I owed and left an IOU for whoever actually owned the store. And I was off on my way, continuing my journey!

After we escaped the Tiger, me and Deery found a nearby lake and hung out, eating lunch and drinking the water. Actually, it turns out that Deery wasn’t a deer. He was a moose and was trying to get back to his homeland in Canada. That shocked me. But I was ok with it. Whether he was a deer or a moose was no big deal. We were good friends.

Eventually, we left the lake. He said he would drop me off in town and then he would continue to Canada. We waved each other goodbye. I gave him some of my sandwich before he left, so he wouldn’t be hungry while traveling.

Bye bye Deery. I hope we meet again!

I ran as far as I could from the factory. But before long I met a new friend. His name was deery, and he was a deer.

He offered me a ride into the next town. I figured I’d take it since he was so swift.

At first the trip was fine. We talked about food and when the best time to sleep was.

But then we ran across a tiger. He viciously tried to hunt us down. Deery tried to evade him but the Tiger knew all the shortcuts and hiding spots.

Eventually I knew I needed to take matters into my own hands. As deery ran, I motioned to the Tiger to take a bite at me. And when he leapt at me, I spun off deery’s back and kicked the evil tiger in the face. I spun back and grabbed a hold of deery’s tail and we took off as the Tiger stopped in his tracks. Rubbing his nose with his paw. Minifox 1. Tiger 0.

I was born in Denmark. It was dark. Somehow I think I was in a factory. All I knew was that I needed to escape to find a better life. I didn’t want to become a factory worker. I wanted to explore nature and eat yummy foods. So one day when the security guards had stopped looking, I jumped out the window and bounced to safety.